On-Site Beer

Bottle Shed Beer Availability - 29 February, 2020


In Bottles  

Double Distorted - DIPA - 8.2% ABV - $7.5/btl


Our house pale ale gets the DIPA treatment. We love our quaint little 5.6% hop bomb as much as any other beer we make, but turning it into a DIPA reveals a whole new side to Distorted that we love just as much. 

We taste notes of citrus, peach, pineapple and mango. 


Pedestal (Azacca) - IPA - 6.5% ABV - $6.5/btl


Pedestal is our line of single hop beer where we single out one particularly delicious hop and put it up high on a hazy pedestal for your taste buds to enjoy in all its isolated, lupulin filled glory.

This particular version features the hop Azacca. Named after the Haitian god of agriculture, Azacca features notes of mango, pineapple and tangerine.


Fog - IPA - 6.5% ABV - $6.5/btl 


This is the very first beer we ever brewed as a brewery. It was never released because almost everything went wrong on that first beer (the final death punch was the glycol loop dying in June and fermentation getting wayyyyy too hot). It had a working name of fog. We decided it was finally time to bring it back. 

Hopped with Citra, Ekuanot and Amarillo, we taste notes of navel orange, lime, and tropical fruit candy.


Citra Southern Passion - IPA - 6.5% ABV - $6.5/btl

An IPA hopped with Citra and Southern Passion.

We taste notes of citrus, passion fruit, lychee, and guava. 


Can I Speak To Your Manager - Porter - 6.0% ABV - $6/btl

The second entry in our Pretentious Porter series:

"Can I Speak to Your Manager?"

If you've ever worked customer service (or just been around some sassy impatient person at a department store where they were told "no") you may have heard this most horrible phrase. Typically it will come from someone's mouth who is so pretentiously obnoxious that they have to ask for the manager to be told "no," because I guess they think you don't know how to do your job. Or maybe they think that the sun shines out their butt and that they're entitled to that sale that ended last week...

This beer is dedicated to these folk. May you never get what you want... ever!

Velvety smooth and layered with rich chocolate, toffee and sticky caramel. It is rich and full bodied, with a creamy mouthfeel, but yet is delicate and very easy to drink. 





*** We have a limited amount of last weeks releases left. Arrive early if you would like to get your hands on them!*** 


On Draft 

Galaxy Idaho 7- $6/12oz

Can I Speak to your manager - $6/12oz

Elzacca - IPA - $6/12oz

Pedestal (Azacca) - IPA - $6/12oz

Through the Glass - IPA - $6/12oz

Citra Southern Passion - IPA - $6/12oz

Fog  - IPA - $6/12oz